Funeral Plans for Our Ongoing Apocalypse

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Because why not, right?

Our Top Picks:

1. Cremation by Fire Ants

Because nothing says "final farewell" like a good ol' insect-based incineration.

2. Burial by Giant Squid

For those who prefer a more aquatic sendoff.

3. Self-Burial by Self-Immolation

For the truly committed individual.