I, Bureaucratic Individual, being of somewhat sound mind and not completely consumed by paperwork, do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament.
I give my beloved Executor the power to manage the distribution of my extensive collection of form 27A1/27s, which I have lovingly compiled over the years.
I also appoint Executor as the sole beneficiary of my vast library of Office Supplies, including but not limited to:
In the event of a dispute, I appoint Executor as the arbiter of all matters.
Done and signed on this [Today's Date], under the light of a single, flickering fluorescent tube, in the presence of Two Witnesses.