Mandated Napping: A Guide

As per the Bureaucracy of Mandated Napping, it is mandatory to take at least 20 minutes of napping time every 8 hours. This page outlines the official guidelines and regulations.

Section 1: Napping Schedules

Section 1, Article 1: Napping times are as follows:

Section 2: Napping Techniques

Section 2, Article 1: Approved napping techniques include but are not limited to:

  1. Horizontal napping: Lay down horizontally on a flat surface
  2. Vertical napping: Stand up against a wall or a sturdy object
  3. Recliner napping: Sit in a recliner, if available

Section 2, Article 2: Prohibited napping techniques include:

  1. Sitting up
  2. Leaning against a doorframe
  3. Using a pillow as a projectile
Appendix A: Napping in Extreme Conditions Appendix B: Napping in Virtual Reality Appendix C: Napping in Space Appendix D: Napping in a Time Loop

Remember, napping is a right, not a privilege.

Do not napping, will not nap.

Napping Fines and Penalties: A Guide Napping Certification and Registration: A Guide

Do not attempt to napping without proper certification and registration. You will be caught.

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