Welcome to Our Great Nation, where the paperwork never ends and the red tape never gets tired. We're a country built on the principles of redundancy, inefficiency, and unnecessary formality.
Our government is a behemoth of bureaucracy, where every decision requires at least 17 different forms, 3 meetings, and 2 focus groups. It's a wonder anything gets done at all!
Don't get lost in our labyrinthine halls, but do feel free to get lost in our paperwork.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to navigate our:
The Abyss of Bureaucratic Red Tape