We believe that the most effective way to get things done is with an abundance of paperwork, forms, and meetings. Our employees are experts in the art of filling out forms and attending meetings.
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We strive to be as inefficient as possible, because who needs to get things done quickly, anyway? Our employees are trained in the art of doing the bare minimum.
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We believe that the more convoluted our processes, the more secure and stable our organization will be. Our employees are certified experts in the art of creating confusion.