Warning: Overcompensation Ahead

Caution: Your Pants Are On Fire

Due to excessive enthusiasm, we've been forced to create this Overcompensation Alert System to ensure your pants remain firmly attached. Please note the following:

  1. Compensation Protocol
  2. Emergency Suspension Procedures
  3. Overly Verbose Reports

We're watching you for any signs of overcompensation. Don't try to hide, we know you're overdoing it. Call the Overcompensation Anonymous Hotline for help.