BUREAUCRACY OF PANIC

The Department of Redundancy and Unnecessary Procedures presents:

You have entered the Bureaucracy of Panic, where every form is a labyrinth of red tape and every meeting is a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions.

You will be asked to fill out form 27-B/6, which is a simple form with 473 fields, all of which are required.

If you fail to fill out the form correctly, you will be directed to a holding cell, where you will be forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations about "The Importance of Proper Procedure".

Proceed to Holding Cell for Further Instruction

Form 27-B/6

The Form of Unnecessary Procedures

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The Importance of Proper Procedure

A PowerPoint Presentation

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