Bureaucratic Red Tape: Paranoia Tactics

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Document 3456/2

MEMORANDUM

• TO: All Department Heads
• FROM: The Director of Red Tape
• SUBJECT: Mandatory Weekly Meeting Schedule Update

The meeting schedule has been updated to include the following additional items:

• Monday: Meeting to discuss the meaning of 'meeting'
• Tuesday: Meeting to discuss the meaning of 'Tuesday'
• Wednesday: Meeting to discuss the meaning of 'Wednesday'

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