Permit for Fun: A Government-Approved Guide to Doing Nothing

Are you tired of accomplishing anything productive in your life? Do you yearn for the sweet taste of idleness? Look no further than this government-issued guide to doing nothing!

Our comprehensive guide is packed with expert advice on how to:

• Make excuses for why you can't do anything
• Procrastinate with confidence
• Master the art of making excuses for your procrastination
• Learn the ancient art of doing nothing

But wait, there's more! Our guide also includes:

• A comprehensive glossary of procrastination-related terms
• A calendar of national holidays for doing nothing
• A list of government-approved excuses for missing deadlines

Don't just take our word for it! Our permit has been issued by the Permitting Authority and comes with a 100% guarantee of non-productivity.

Click here for the appendix, which includes a list of known side effects of prolonged inactivity, including:

• Career stagnation
• Relationship deterioration
• Social isolation
• Unlimited access to Netflix and video games

Don't wait any longer! Get your permit today and start doing nothing with confidence!

Or, you know, just quit now.