Permit Request Form: "I Want it All" Edition

Fill out this form to request a permit for the most excessive, the most outrageous, the most utterly absurd activity known to man.

Permit Categories:

• Category 1: Completely Ridiculous
• Category 2: Utterly Preposterous
• Category 3: Utterly Utterly Ridiculous

Permit Types:

• Permit Type 1: Free Pass to do Whatever I Want
• Permit Type 2: Get out of Jail Free Card