The Unnecessary Expansion

Appendix to Article 2: In which we add more pages and more pages, because why not?

Section 1: Redundant Definitions

Because you asked for it, here are more definitions:

1. Bureaucratic Speak: The art of making a 10-page document say the same thing in 50 pages.
2. The Bureaucracy: The mystical institution that governs all things unnecessary.
3. Red Tape: The substance of our beloved institution, made from the finest 100% pure bureaucratic cotton.

Section 2: Unimportant Additions

Because we couldn't be bothered to remove them, here are the extra bits:

• Subsection 1: More Definitions
• Section 4: Unnecessary Illustrations
• Section 5: The Bureaucratic Alphabet

Section 3: Subsection 1 - The More You Know, the More You Don't Need to Know

This is a section within a section, because we're a bureaucracy that loves its layers.

This subsection is for the truly dedicated reader. If you've made it this far, congratulations! You've reached the bottom of the bureaucratic barrel.