Welcome to the Bureaucratic Cooking Academy, where we take the ancient art of preparing meals and wrap it in a suffocating blanket of paperwork, regulations, and pointless meetings.
- Our chefs have spent years mastering the art of cooking while simultaneously navigating the complexities of the Bureaucratic Red Tape Code of 1987.
- Our menu features a variety of dishes, including the infamous "Form 27-B" (a delicate sauté of chicken and forms), and the "Regulatory Ravioli" (a dish so complicated it'll make your head spin).
- Don't forget to try our signature "Tort Reform Tartare" (a dish so contentious, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality).
For more information on our culinary programs, click here to visit our Bureaucratic Cooking 101 page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to learn more about our advanced Bureaucratic Cooking techniques.