PROTOCOL 2: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Tango

Section 3, Subsection 5, Article 7: "The Form 27-B/6" - A 17-page document detailing the intricacies of form completion and the importance of proper stapling.

Proceed to Section 4, Subsection 9, Article 11: "The Phone Home Protocols" for further instructions on how to properly phone home.

Appendix: The Bureaucratic Glossary - A comprehensive list of terms and definitions.