FAQ for Bureaucratic Physical Submissions

What is the purpose of this website?

Our website is dedicated to helpingæk individuals navigate the complex world of bureaucratic red tape.

Our team of expert scribes will guide you through the process of filling out the correct forms, in triplicate, with a smile.

Or, at least, with a stern expression, depending on the hour of the day.

Don't worry, we won't make you fill out any actual forms. That would be too much work.

How do I submit a physical submission?

		Submit to THE SYSTEM
	

Just kidding, that's not how it works. But seriously, you can start by filling out this form.

What is the difference between a "Submission" and a "Form"?

		Submission: A collection of papers, neatly stapled together with a ribbon.
		Form: A piece of paper with lots of lines on it, often requiring a pen or pencil.