Welcome to the Department of Pointless Red Tape, where we take pride in making every task as complicated as possible.
Our team of highly trained specialists will guide you through the 37-page application process, 17-step approval process, and 42-point font policy.
Don't worry, we'll make sure to lose your documents in the system, and then ask you to reapply.
For your convenience, here are some links to our subdepartments:
Don't forget to sign the non-disclosure agreement and the waiver form before proceeding.
We'll see you in 6-8 weeks.