Subsubsection 2.1: The Art of Filing Papers in Triangles
According to ancient bureaucratic lore, the optimal filing method involves folding your papers into triangles. This maximizes the surface area of the folder, allowing for more efficient storage and retrieval of vital information.
- Learn the secrets of triangle filing
- Explore the art of paperclip arrangement
- Discover the ancient ritual of stapling
WARNING: Failure to comply with the triangle filing method will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of parking privileges, forced attendance at mandatory seminars, and/or reassignment to the night shift.