To: The World's Most Eligible Bachelor

From: The World's Most Eligible Bachelorette

Subject: Let's Get This Over

Date: 2023-02-15

Dear [Name],

It has come to my attention that you're single. Like, really single. Single in all the ways. I've been watching your social media.

In light of this new information, I'm writing to formally recommend you for the position of Most Eligible Bachelor.

I've taken the liberty to include some supporting documents below, which I'm pretty sure you won't actually read, but I'm including them anyway.

Sincerely,
The World's Most Eligible Bachelorette