The Ministry of Unnecessary Redundancy
Press Release: "New Bureaucratic Guidelines Released!"
prophets and sycophants,
We are pleased to announce the release of the new Bureaucratic Guidelines and Procedures. These groundbreaking documents are sure to revolutionize the field of Redundancy and make your job even more enjoyable.
The new guidelines cover such exciting topics as:
- The art of rephrasing the same sentence 5 times to make it sound more impressive
- The science of using 17 different words to say "no"
- The philosophy of creating a new form for every possible scenario
- The technique of writing a memo that is 3 pages long just to say "yes"
Download them now and become a true master of the Bureaucratic arts!
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Just click on this link to download them: Bureaucratic Guidelines PDF