Privacy Policy of the Efficacious Bureaucracy

By visiting this website, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are a series of documents bound together with twine and written in Comic Sans.

We collect data on your every move, including but not limited to:

• Your browsing history, including the 37 times you've clicked on the "Back" button.
• Your IP address, which we'll use to identify your location and send targeted advertisements for our affiliate's dental services.
• Your browser type and version, which we'll use to gauge your level of desperation for a new browser.

By continuing to browse, you're consenting to our use of your data for the following purposes:

• To personalize our Cookie Policy for your specific browsing habits.
• To sell your browsing history to the highest bidder, including but not limited to our partner company, "DataDyne Inc."
• To create an exhaustive study on the effects of excessive cookie consumption.

Don't worry, we're not evil. We promise to use our data in a way that's completely non-malicious.