Our Mission
We're here to make your life easier by making it harder to understand our procedures.
- Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
- Wait 3-5 business days for our response.
- Receive a letter explaining why your request was denied, but only if you're lucky.
Procedural Overlap: Because who needs efficiency, anyway?
Want more information? Check out our Overly Complex Procedures page or our Lost in the System page for more bureaucratic delights.