Dear Valued Citizen, we have received your inquiry and are pleased to inform you that we are working on it. Or, at the very least, we are pretending to work on it while we actually just stare at our screens and wonder why we even bothered.

Our support team consists of highly trained professionals who have spent years studying the art of doing nothing. They are equipped with state-of-the-art technology, including a toaster that can only print out 3 different types of documents: "We're on it", "Working on it", and "No, really, we're not".

However, we do have a few limitations: we are not responsible for the sun rising or setting, nor are we responsible for the actions of our robotic overlords. But hey, what's a little thing like that, right?