Procedural Overlap: Because Who Has Time to Think?

Standardized Procedure for the Incredibly Inefficient

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B in triplicate, using a black Sharpie and a ruler.

• Form 27-B: The Mother of all Forms
• Appendix 42: Because You Never Know When You'll Need It
• Committee Approval: Because Who Needs Accountability, Anyway?

Step 2: Attach 17 pages of supporting documentation, including but not limited to:

• Letter of Intent: Because Intentions Are Everything
• Proof of Concept: Because We All Need to See It Work

Step 3: Wait 6-12 months for review, then repeat steps 1-2.

Side Effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Insomnia
• Irritability
• Chronic Disorganization