Epicurean Procrastination Tactics

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Are you tired of feeling productive? Sick of being efficient?

Then you've come to the right place! Here are the epicurean procrastination tactics that'll make you laugh, cry, and forget about that deadline:

Tactic 1: The Art of the Half-Remembered Task

Remember that thing you were supposed to do? Um... what was it again? Ah, who cares? Just Google it!

Tactic 2: The Ancient Art of the 5-Minute Walk

Sometimes you just need a break. Like, a really, really short break. Like, 5 whole minutes. You can do that, right?

Tactic 3: The Procrastination Matrix

A little bit of science, a little bit of magic, a whole lotta procrastination: the Procrastination Matrix is here to guide you through the infinite options of doing nothing.

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