Warning: The following techniques are guaranteed to get you nothing done, but they're fun, so you'll pretend to be working.
Stall for an eternity while waiting for your boss to sign off on that "really important" document. Who needs actual progress when you can justประก the process?
Buy more time with our patented "Wait-For-The-Last-Page" technique!Do two things at once: check Twitter and browse cat videos while pretending to work on your project. It's like they say: "You can do two things at once, but only if they're both equally unproductive."
Add another tab and pretend it's not a third thing to do...Reorganize your files and folders until your computer is slower than your grandmother's internet connection. Who needs efficiency when you can have entropy?
Find out what happens when you apply the Bureaucratic Shuffle to your entire hard drive!Stare out the window, contemplate the meaning of life, and wonder if you'll ever find true love in this soulless, beige-colored cube farm.
Ponder the existential implications of your cubicle!