You're here for one reason: because you can't actually decide on anything, ever.
Maybe you should try our Decision Paralysis page? It's got all the information you'll never need to read.
Or perhaps you'd like to see our Simple Path page? It's got a flowchart that'll make your eyes water.
Or, if you're feeling really overwhelmed, you might enjoy our Throw Yourself into the Pit page, where you can just give up and watch cat videos all day.