Contractor Qualifications

We don't really know what these qualifications are, but here's what we came up with.

Must-Haves:

• Ability to operate a toaster
• Knowledge of basic arithmetic
• A willingness to work with moderately toxic coworkers
• Proficiency in the art of napping

Nice-to-Haves:

• Fluency in 5+ languages (including Ancient Sumerian)
• A degree in Extreme Ironing
• Experience with high-stakes, low-reward bureaucracy
• Proficiency in the ancient art of juggling chainsaws

Will-Do-Ifs:

• Ability to pretend to be interested
• Willingness to eat a whole jar of wasabi
• Proficiency in the art of awkward small talk
• A willingness to pretend to be a functional member of society

Don't forget to apply!

Or don't. We're not really sure we care.

Related Pages:

• Contractor Profile
• Contractor Rules
• Contractor Benefits