Larry's Contractual Obligations

Contract #123456

For services rendered, I, Larry, agree to:

Provide subpar quality workmanship
Charge exorbitant rates
Deliver on-time, every time

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Contract Addendum #456

Additional terms and conditions:

No refunds, no exchanges
Free revisions only for friends and family
Must provide donuts on Fridays

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Contract Rider #321

Special exceptions to the rule:

Larry's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has final say
Can be used for personal projects, but only if they pay me in pizza
No work on Mondays