Subcontractor 3: The Unofficial Unofficial Unsubstantive Subcontractor

Subcontractor 3: because who needs official anything, really?

Subcontractor 4: The Unsubstantive Subcontractor of Subcontractor 3 Subcontractor 5: The Subcontractor of Subcontractor 3, Subcontractor 4, and Subcontractors 1 & 2 The Overlord of Subcontractors (Subcontractor 3's Secret Boss) Hire Me! (I'll do whatever)