Form 2: The One Where We Steal All Your Money
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What We'll Do with Your Money
We'll buy more chairs for our conference room.
We'll hire more lawyers to sue you if you try to get a refund.
We might, just might, use some of it to buy a coffee.
Disclaimer
This is a joke. Do not, in reality, give us any of your money. We will probably just spend it all on cat food.