The Bureaucratic Protocol: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Section 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/1 in triplicate.

Get form 27-B/1 here

Step 2: Wait for precisely 3 hours and 14 minutes.

Consult the Timekeeping Chart

Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you're told otherwise.

See a list of repetitive tasks

Subsection 1: Form 27-B/1

Fill out this form with the required level of detail.

Name: Date: Time: Reason for request:

Submit form

Subsection 2: The Timekeeping Chart

Consult this chart to determine the correct waiting time.

Time (in minutes)	Waiting Time (in hours and minutes)
0-14	0 hours 0 minutes
15-29	0 hours 15 minutes
30-44	0 hours 30 minutes
45-59	1 hour 0 minutes
60+	1 hour 1 minute

Subsection 3: Repetitive Tasks

Repeating tasks are a key part of the Great Bureaucratic Protocol.

• Repeat step 2 for 5 minutes.
• Repeat step 3 until instructed otherwise.
• Repeat this list until it changes.