THE BUREAUCRACY OF PUNISHMENT
Welcome to the Department of Punishment, where the paperwork never ends and the coffee flows like water.
Here's a breakdown of the punishment hierarchy:
- Level 1: Verbal Warning ( Warning: will make you question your life choices)
- Level 2: Written Warning ( Warning: will make you fill out forms in triplicate)
- Level 3: Community Service ( Warning: will make you clean up after the mess of your neighbor's cat)
- Level 4: Fines and Penalties ( Warning: will make you pay the price of your own freedom)
- Level 5: Imprisonment ( Warning: will make you eat nothing but ramen noodles for a month)
Don't get caught, folks!
Learn more about Level 5 Imprisonment
Or, if you're feeling lucky: Read the hilarious parody of our sister department: the Department of Praise!