Quit and Run Report 42: The Final Document

By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, I, the current Employee Number 42, am reporting the details of my resignation.

Effective immediately, I am leaving my position as Bureaucratic Assistant to the Manager.

Reason for resignation: The constant influx of paperwork and the lack of autonomy in the office.

Recommendations for my successor:

• Do not trust the stapler in the supply closet.
• Do not attempt to use the coffee machine during peak hours, it will break.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, attempt to use the copier, it will jam.

Good riddance, and may the paperwork be ever in your favor.

Employee Number 42, Former Bureaucratic Assistant

Out!