Welcome, citizen, to the Department of Red Tape Rituals, where we specialize in the art of making every process as convoluted as possible.
In our latest ritual, we require all applicants to fill out form 27b/6 in triplicate, using only black ink on yellow paper, and then staple the forms to each other in a specific pattern.
Don't have black ink? No worries! We have special "ritual ink" available for a small fee.
Ritual of the Month: The Staple Dance
- Step 1: Hold the staple gun firmly but not too firmly.
- Step 2: Staple the forms together in a specific pattern, making sure not to staple your fingers.
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 at least 5 times.
- Step 4: Celebrate by eating a cake shaped like a staple gun.
For more information on our rituals, visit our Rituals of the Month page.