Dear Bureaucrat, I'm writing to request a refund for the "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt I bought last week. I thought it was supposed to be ironic, but it turns out it's just me.
Click here to submit your refund requestAlso, I'm attaching a copy of my receipt, which is probably just a screenshot of a receipt from that one restaurant that went out of business last year. Don't worry, it's a valid receipt, I swear!
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