Due to an unexpected influx of paperwork, we are experiencing a 6-week delay in processing refunds. Please allow our highly trained, yet somehow still employed, clerks to process your request at their leisure.
As an apology, we offer you a 10% discount on all future purchases. Not that we're making a profit or anything.
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