Welcome to the Department of Refunds, where we'll happily give you a refund... eventually.
But first, please fill out this 47-page form in triplicate, sign it in triplicate, and submit it in triplicate. We mean, really, really triplicate.
Don't forget to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope with a return address that we've already filled out for you, because, let's be real, who needs personal autonomy, right?
Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can just Express Refund Service for an extra fee. We'll just add it to your bill.
But wait, there's more! If you're really stuck, you can also Lobbyist Services to get someone to push your refund through the system.
Or, if you're just feeling lazy, you can always Defer your refund to next week... or month... or year.