Bureaucratic Regulation 3, Section 27, Subsection 4

Appendix 2: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Manual

Section 3, Subsection 2: The Art of Form Filling

Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B/1 in triplicate, using only black ink and a #2 pencil.

Step 2: Attach a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the form, or risk being lost in the void.

Step 3: Wait 6-8 weeks for a response, or longer if your application is deemed worthy of further review.

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