Artistic expression is a fundamental human right. But, you know, we also need to pay the bills.
Section 4, Sub-Section 1: The Bureaucracy's Secret to Success
To be successful in the Bureaucracy, one must master the art of doing nothing. This involves extensive training in the ancient art of procrastination, the delicate balance of coffee-to-work ratio, and the subtle art of finding creative ways to say "I'm on my lunch break."
Proceed to Section 5: The Bureaucratic Dance