Red Tape, Red Tape, Everywhere
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And here's a special report on the latest developments:
Latest Bureaucratic News
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the "Lost and Found" department has been relocated to the basement. Please do not attempt to find it, as it will only lead to frustration.
Also, the "Coffee Machine" has been replaced with a more "efficient" manual pour system. Please do not attempt to operate the new system, as it requires a Ph.D. in Bureaucracy.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and will continue to strive for maximum inefficiency in all our operations.