Why did the bureaucrat break up with his girlfriend?

Because she was always filing papers!

But in all seriousness, have you ever tried to navigate the depths of a government building during rush hour? It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the needle is a stamp, and the haystack is a sea of apathetic faces.

Go to Appendix K, where we explore the intricacies of bureaucratic knot tying.