Bureaucratic Red Tape: Request Escalation

Welcome to the never-ending cycle of paperwork and form filling. Please select a reason for your request escalation:

• I just need it in triplicate
• I'm not sure what I'm asking for
• I just want someone to tell me it's a bad idea
• Hold my request, I'll get back to you in 2-4 weeks
• I'd like to transfer my request to someone else
• Escalate my request, make it someone else's problem