It has come to our attention that our original petition for the implementation of more efficient procrastination techniques in the workplace got a bit too popular. As a result, we have been forced to revise the petition to make it more... shall we say, "exclusive."
Please sign this new petition, and we promise not to send you a dozen follow-up reminders or schedule a meeting to discuss the details.
Frequently Asked Questions (and answers that will only lead to more confusion)
Go back to the Original Petition and see the chaos that ensued