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Fill out this form in triplicate, with a brief explanation and supporting documentation, or risk being sent to the depths of the Red Tape Abyss.

Full Name: Request Description: Attachments (optional, but strongly advised):

Warning: Requests may take up to 6-12 months to process. Do not attempt to follow up. Do not call us, we will call you. Maybe.

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