Section 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape Protocol
Paragraph 1: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Protocol dictates that all documents shall have at least 17 pages, including this one, and that all meetings shall last at least 2 hours.
Paragraph 2: This document is classified as TOP SECRET, so please do not read this unless you have the proper clearance.
Paragraph 3: If you are not familiar with the Bureaucratic Jargon Glossary, please refer to it before proceeding.
Paragraph 4: Remember, a good bureaucrat always wears black to blend in with the shadows.