Bureaucratic Form 9000

Section 1: Personal Information

Section 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape

I have read and agree to the terms and conditions of this form I have not actually read the terms and conditions but am willing to sign away my rights

Section 3: Bureaucratic Appendices

Appendices

Section 4: Bureaucratic Fine Print

By submitting this form, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

Waive your right to a lawyer
Sign away your firstborn child
Agree to be bound by the decisions of this form's author

Please note that this form is for entertainment purposes only. Or is it?