Protocol 2: The Bureaucratic Way

In this appendix, we will discuss the intricacies of navigating our beloved Bureaucracy, a labyrinthine system designed by the great and powerful Bureaucrat, Zorvath.

Protocol 2 is the most widely used Bureaucratic procedure, employed by 87.45% of Bureaucrats worldwide. It is a 37-step process that involves filling out form 27-B/6, waiting for 3-5 business days, and then waiting some more.

Here are the key takeaways from Protocol 2:

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 with your name, address, and reason for requesting a permit.
Step 2: Submit form 27-B/6 and wait for 3-5 business days for it to be processed.
Step 3: Wait some more.

We recommend reading the entire manual for more information on how to successfully navigate the Bureaucratic system.

For more information on Bureaucratic procedures, please see:

Protocol 1: The Bureaucratic Way (Part 1), a comprehensive guide to the Bureaucratic system's inner workings.

Protocol 3: Advanced Bureaucratic Maneuvering, for those who wish to take their Bureaucratic skills to the next level.

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