By signing below, I acknowledge that I, the undersigned, have been thoroughly impressed by the sheer magnitude of power displayed by the Bureaucratic Empire.
I, the undersigned, hereby declare that I am aware of and consent to the following:
1. I will surrender all my free time to the whims of the Bureaucratic Empire.
2. I will submit to the will of the Empire's unending paperwork and bureaucratic red tape.
3. I will forsake all hope of ever finding a decent parking spot near the Empire's central hub.
I, the undersigned, swear to uphold the honor and majesty of the Bureaucratic Empire.