These Terms of Service govern your interaction with Advanced Frooty Tech. Please read them carefully, or don't, we really don't care.
We reserve the right to be as silly as we want, whenever we want, without warning or explanation. You may laugh, you may cry, but we'll just shrug and say "meh".
You must use our services with a level of frootiness that's at least 5/10 on our Frooty Frootiness Scale. If we deem your frootiness level too low, minimalist, or otherwise unacceptable, we may terminate your account without notice.
We're committed to being as sarcastic as possible, even when it's not necessary. But, we're also committed to being nice, sometimes, when it's not Tuesday.
By using our services, you agree to be nice, sometimes, even when we're not. Don't worry, we're still nice-ish.
See our Frooty Tech Support page for more information on how to be nice-ish.
Or, if you're feeling extra frooty, check out our Term Revision Committee page for more information on how to submit your brilliant ideas.