CONGRATULATIONS! You have successfully submitted your Affidavit of Utter Incompetence!
As per the Bureaucratic Red Tape Entanglement Act of 1987, Section 3, Subsection 4, Article 5, you are now officially declared incompetent.
Please allow 6-8 business days for our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly unresponsive clerks to process your application.
During this time, you may experience:
- Unnecessary phone calls from our office
- Unsolicited visits from our inspectors
- Unrelenting paperwork