Annex 31a: The Official Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

This annex is for the discerning individual who has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It's a comprehensive guide to the intricacies of procrastination, covering topics from the basics to the advanced.

Citation 1: Doing Nothing 101 (required reading)

• Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Procrastination
• Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Distraction
• Chapter 3: Creating the Perfect Procrastination Station
• Chapter 4: The Procrastination Olympics: A Guide to Competition
• Chapter 5: Advanced Techniques for the Seasoned Procrastinator

For further study, we recommend:

• Doing Nothing as a High Art
• Procrastination Workshop: A Practical Guide

Citation 2: Doing Nothing 202: Advanced Techniques (required reading)

			
			// Example of a perfectly valid Procrastination Algorithm
			// Input: Task
			// Output: Nothing
			function doNothing(task) {
				while (task.status === 'pending') {
					// do something else
				}
				return null;
			}